Lately Micah is full of questions. He's always asking if he'll get to do certain things when he gets "bigger and bigger". So today he asks " Mommy, when I get bigger and bigger can I spank yourself?"
I asked him if he meant will he be able to spank me and he goes, "yeah, and Daddy?"
So I said, "No, but when you're a Daddy one day you'll have to spank your kids when they don't obey."
And he continued, "With your spanker?"
And I said"No, you'll buy your own spanker."
And he goes "Mommy, will you take me to the store so I can buy my own little spanker?"
I guess he thinks he's ready for the job! I'm almost 30, with 3 kids, and I still don't feel like I'm ready!!!